Two nuns came out of the chruch mass and after a lot of prayer and ceremonies felt cleansed and ready for a new year. They both got into a car and start to drive back to the monastery and while driving through the country side of trannsylvania Count Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car looking mighty hungry and starts jumping.
The nun in the front seat looks nervous but the nun driving isnt.

Nun driving: Stay calm, I know exactly what to do…

Nun 2: Yes, sister, show him your cross quickly! He’ll go away and you’d be doing good for the new year.

But instead or flashing her cross to the count, the nun driving the car rolls down the window and toots on the horn, she stuck her head out and yelled " Get of my FU*king car you b*stard!!!"

What do you think the nun could have done differently to get rid of dracula?

I’m thinking of mysteriously resurrecting Dracula, but how to do so, I don’t know.
And I’m thinking of having Quincey Morris bitten by Lucy in a dream before he died in the battle at Castle Dracula, thus, turning him into a vampire after his death.
So now, there are two threats. The reborn Count Dracula and Quincey Morris.
In my fanfic, Arthur Holmwood is dying and Van Helsing has long since passed away, so he passes on the "tools of the trade" to his son and Jonathan Harker and Dr. Seward’s sons.
Plus he gives the young Quincey Harker (Jonathan and Mina’s son) Jonathan and Mina’s diaries–which they have kept secret from their sons for a long time, along with a long-forgotten note from Quincey Morris before he dies–a note warning them of his possible return.
How do I mysteriously resurrect Dracula and have Lucy bite Quincey Morris in a dream without angering the original Bram Stoker fans?
Now, how do I tie it all together?
Any ideas?
And feedback, please? Is this fanfic writable?

I need details about what the castle looked like (in simple terms, not complicated ones). I need details about the changes that have been made to the castle since it was built. And if you can, please provide details about what else makes this castle an historical landmark. Also, if you got any information from a website, please cite it so I can visit it myself. You can just give me the website, you don’t have to explain it to me. Just make sure the website has good and accurate information. I need this information to help with my essay. Please and thanks! I would really appreciate it!

Im sure many of us have seen the movies, especially one with Gary oldman.

It was the dark days of the 15th century as Mongol Turks inspired with their new found Islamic religion are sweeping into Eastern Europe with vast and unprecedented force.

They strike at the heart of Christian orthodoxy in Kosovo and Transylvania, but only one Romanian noble man named Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia stands in their way

So why is the Count Dracula vilified? Surely he was trying to save Eastern Europe from the torment of enduring the next 500 years of Islamic rule?

So do you think Bram Stoker (Irish writer) needs to have his work updated and put Dracula in a positive light?

Surely how many of you now would accept a Mongol army of savages ripping through your street, raping, looting, burning, cutting of hands and heads of people and making you bend down and kneel towards their god?

Or being made to go hungry when they do that thing, or being forced to pay tax?

not I.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_Dracula

I’ve seen hundreds of Dracula films. im sure many of you have also.
But all the time the story is set always in a dark cold European country e.g victorian London, Transylvania or with snow etc…

This allows the Count to dress up in a nice long black coat or a long black cape. This infact helps create that "gothic" dark look

But just imagine instead of Europe or even during a hot European summer in his native Romania what would he be wearing?

I mean normally when its hot in England i bring out my tee shirts, shorts, sandals, cap sunglasses etc..

But what would Count dracula be forced to wear if he was living in a hot humid country or even summer?

He cant wear a cloak or a coat can he?? So would he come out at night wearing a tee shirts and glasses and mosquitto repellent? I mean he would surely look ridicolous if he did wouldnt he??

does it mention it in the book???

what about jonathan harker, lucy, mina?

-Bela Lugosi
-Christopher Lee
- Gary Oldman
- Max Schreak

I think the creepiest was Max Schreak in "Nostrefeau and 2nd would be Gary Oldman when he’s the older dracula in the 1992 film adaption.

Which dark persona will win this battle of horror? The Phenom who is 17-0 at Wrestlemania or the master of horror himself?

POWERS
Count Dracula:
blood-sucking
flying
shapeshifting (bat,wolf,shadow,age,different look,etc.)

The Undertaker:
turn lights off
lightning
strength
urn

WEAKNESSES
Count Dracula:
wooden stake
garlic
crucifix
sunlight

The Undertaker:
loss of the urn
refusal to fight Kane
guilt of killing his parents in the fire

ENEMIES
Count Dracula:
Johnathan Harker
Quincey Morris
Arthur Holmwood
Van Helsing
Lucy Westenra
Frankenstein monster

The Undertaker:
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Kane
Edge
Triple H
Mankind

The fight takes place at the darkest time of night. Who wins?

okay okay..so i have been into like zodiac characteristics these days …and i wanted to know what you think count Dracula’s zodiac would be?…i kno i kno hes not real and all..but guys he is WAY better than the overprotective moron edward cullen…personal opinion..

ima aquarius gemini rising capricorn moon.. if that helps..i dont see how though..

peacezzzz

This is a fight I have always wanted to see, because I think it would be Awsome episcally if they had Dragula like he is in myths and legends not in the movies were they weaken him. The most powerful of all evil villians and creatures, The Son of Satan fighting a war with the Man of Steel.

So who do you think would win this, while it is true that Superman is a solar powered Battery Dracula can’t be killed by sunlight even though he is a vampire because he has become much to powerful, he’s powers are only weakened in daylight but not enought were he couldn’t hold his own in fight with superman.. I want to know who would win this fight since magic and demonds can hurt and kill Superman, and Dragula possess more Black Magic than any other creature know to man other than Satan himself, not to mention Dragula list of powers and ablititys far out number supermans. So who do you think would win, I haven’t read enough vampire or superman stories to determan a winner to this fight.

Is it even possiable for superman to beat Dracula himself in a head to head fight. Also Dragula is a tricky dirt bag. personal I don’t think any villian has got has much chance has him of beating superman, (other than Doomsday and Imperiex of course) So who would win based on actully Dracula myths not the stupid movies, comics and cartoons that weaken the count. I don’t know if there has ever been a story were Count Dracula and Superman have faced off, Has there?

Mostly who would win.
link below provides a list of Dracula’s Powers and weakness from actually folklore and not the movies or popculture.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_D…and_weaknesses
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Dracula#Powers.2C_abilities_and_weaknesses

Sry here is the link that list dracula’s powers, like he can turn in to bats, rats, a werewolve, control both werewolfs and vampires, Hypnoises, is a nectromancer, and Hypnotiese people, also he can only be killed two ways both with have to be done acturate or he can come back from the dead.

NOPE…unlike all the other teens out there i’m not talking about "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward"…
I’m talking about DRACULA ( Bela Lugosi) or WOLF-MAN (Lon Chaney Jr.)

Which movie or actor does you like better and explain why??
Also if you would like to add another movie.. go ahead

Thank you

In my opinion its pretty cool, but it would be so awesome if the make a new version of the Bela lugosi Dracula and all the Universal Monsters.

(assuming Jesus and Dracula as real ) :

Jesus wanted followers to spread his message just like Count Dracula.

Jesus died for his people. Count Dracula died for his people

Jesus wanted to return after death just like Dracula

Jesus used Hellfire . Dracula used to suck blood.

Jesus thought enemy is conspiring to kill him. Dracula thought enemy is conspiring to kill him

Dracula had a loyal servant . Jesus had a loyal servant. who wanted to resurrect their lords.

followers of both faiths, wanted to enslave the world & turn them into a follower.

Jesus was missing from his grave just like Dracula.

Dracula loved people . Jesus loved people

I just somehow curious, some news said he is really existed.

1-What made you like this character?

2-What is your favorite Count Dracula movie?

3-who was the best at playing the role of count dracula?

4-what is your favorite count dracula story?

~have a nice day~ Jay6: i agree with you that people should not act like vampires and so(i find that disgusting!) but everyone of us has an imagination and we love to read about interesting things you know! : )

Mine was Dracula, I have seen all of Bela Lugosi’s Dracula movies and have the collection at home.

How is count dracula related to the fear of death?

I remember one of them was Count De Ville when he was in London, but I know there were more and I can’t seem to remember them. pls help

I always wondered as it was never explained. Is he Hungarian in origin? (Bela is certainly not a typically Irish/Dublin name yet I can’t see his parents being Dracula fans).

Any info about Count Dracula please?

Help me!!

Vampire Movie Quiz!

What hilariously HOT Vampire movie was a bigger television hit than it was on the big screen?
Underworld
Interview with a Vampire
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Twilight
Blackula

What popular singer played the Queen in Queen of the Damned?
Debbie Gibson
Johnny Cash
Mariah Carey
Aaliyah
Ashanti

What are the names of the star-crossed lovers in the smash-hit Twilight?
Jack and Jane
Bella and Edward
Burt and Ernie
Lisa and Bart
Isabelle and Bertrand

What actress shared her first on screen kiss with a much older Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire?
Kirsten Dunst
Betty Boop
My sister. She loves Brad Pitt.
Dakota Fanning
That girl from Little Miss Sunshine

What was the first Vampire movie ever made?
Dracula
Blackula
Schmackula
Nosferatu
Joan River’s first home video

Which of the famous Corey Boys starred in more than one Vampire movie?
Corey Feldman
Corey Hernandez
Corey Haim
Corey McCorey Pants III
The joke is on you! They both did!

What sexy Australian actor is just as hot killing vampires in Van Helsing as he is in singing his heart out in Musical Theater?
Johnny Depp
Hugh Jackman
Rosie O’ Donnell
Russell Crowe
Gary Coleman

In the movie Underworld, what was the race of werewolves called that supposedly killed Selene’s parents?
Lucians
Spartans
Lycans
Lithuanians
Oompa Loompas

Who was Mina’s closest friend in Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
Lucy Lui
Lucy McDonald
Lucy Goosey
Lucy Palencia
Lucy Westenra

What actor originally immortalized Dracula’s arch-nemesis, Van Helsing?
Hugh Jackman
Peter Cushing
Samuel L. Jackson
Boris Karloff
Christopher Walken

In what Vampire movie will you hear the song "Bela Lugosi is dead" by Bauhaus?
American Pie
The Hunger
Van Helsing
Underworld
Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

What would Louis, Brad Pitt’s character in Interview with a Vampire feed on instead of humans?
Cats
Blood Bags
Rats
Cheetos
Mimes

Is there a Russian name for Count Dracula? I know the Russian word for "vampire" is "vampir," but I need "Count Dracula" specifically.

If you can also spell it for me in Russian, that would be awesome, otherwise phonetically is fine.